Fermentations: Planet Beer Civic Duty Day

I'm John Q. Brewburg
and I approve of this message!

Whether you're a Loosey Lefty Hop Head or a Righty Tighty Lager Lover, please, citizens of Planet Beer, it's your civic duty to vote early
and vote often for all pint, bottle, and can candidates of the Beer Party!

To paraphrase Lagunitas Brewing’s tagline,
“Beer Speaks, Politicians Mumble.”